I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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