Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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