VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Dear god my vagina.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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