So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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