im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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