i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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