I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Boobs speak an international language.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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