My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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