Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
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