I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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