In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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