I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Why is there bacon in the couch?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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