i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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