Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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