I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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