Do you still have your period?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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