You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I just want nice things and good sex
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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