And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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