I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
We left an ass print on the piano.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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