They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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