I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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