Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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