I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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