no. you can't hotbox the world.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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