Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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