No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Watching her eat just hurts me
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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