i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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