that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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