Swine flu. Run for my life!
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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