i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
handjob tips. give me some.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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