everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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