I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
