Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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