just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
You are a genius and a whore.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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