So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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