I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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