You smell like stripper and shame
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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