Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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