wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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