sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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