That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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