ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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