Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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