Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
My balls are so social today.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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