can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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