That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Banned from zoo.
Again?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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