ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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