i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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