i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
North Korea, Best Korea!
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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