you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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