getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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