I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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