when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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