Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Randomize
