we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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