doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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